What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:11

Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.